| Water Teacher:What is the formula of water? Tintumon: H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O Teacher:What is this? Tintumon: This is Corporation Water! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Motta Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu? Tintumon jumped and said: "Physics miss English miss Maths miss Social miss!!" ------------------------------------------------------------------- Puli Tintumon went to forest with his friend , pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!! friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu. Friend: oodikko?? Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chathi Tintumon: " Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da.." Friend: "Enth patti" Tintumon: "Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu…" -------------------------------------------------------------------- Convert Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. " I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY" Tintumon: Teacher innale 'A' padam kandu. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Cheetha Koottukar oru divasam achan tintumonodu: "da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu".. tintu:"ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. " ---------------------------------------------------------------- Medical Shop Tintumon in medical shop Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha. Shopkeeper:- tonikkano? Tintumon:- 'Tony'kalla ente ammakkaa… ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaattaana Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,"Kaattaana" Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu "kaattaana"?? --------------------------------------------------------------- Achante Upadesham Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone…. Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…?? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Eduthal Pongathathu Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: "Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?" Tintumon: "Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Tintumon As God Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne. Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi? Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya…… "DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- With Father… Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu….. TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa …Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva….. ![:D]() ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Techy Tintumon Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking.. Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Tintumon & Kallan Tintumonte veettil kallan keri. Ithu kanda Tintumon: "Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda, illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum" ------------------------------------------------------------------ Food & Accomodation Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..?? Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Tintu Mon Ambalathil tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu… tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu… ---------------------------------------------------------------- Cigarette Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan. "Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? " Tintumonte cool marupadi – "Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! " -------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr Tintu Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum? Doctr: 1500 rs Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda. |
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