Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Fwd: Fw: Tintu Mon



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Water

Teacher:What is the formula of water?

Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O

Teacher:What is this?

Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

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Motta

Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?

Tintumon jumped and said:
"Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!"

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Puli

Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,

pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!

friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.

Friend: oodikko??

Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!

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Chathi

Tintumon: " Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da.."
Friend: "Enth patti"
Tintumon: "Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu…"

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 Convert

Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. " I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY"

Tintumon: Teacher innale 'A' padam kandu.

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 Cheetha Koottukar

oru divasam achan tintumonodu: "da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu"..
tintu:"ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. :) "

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 Medical Shop

Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.

Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?

Tintumon:- 'Tony'kalla ente ammakkaa…

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 Kaattaana

Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,"Kaattaana"
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu "kaattaana"??

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  Achante Upadesham

Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….

Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??

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 Eduthal Pongathathu

Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: "Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?"

Tintumon: "Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!"

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 Tintumon As God

Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.

Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?

Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……

"DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!"

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 With Father…

Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu…..

TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa …Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva….. :D

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Techy Tintumon

Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..

Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

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 Tintumon & Kallan

Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
"Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum"

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 Food & Accomodation

Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??

Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!

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 Tintu Mon Ambalathil

tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…

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 Cigarette

Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.

"Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? "

Tintumonte cool marupadi – "Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! "

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 Dr Tintu

Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.

 

 

 

 















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